Rocky Horror P&P2

General non-specific actions:

  1. Darcy Moments: Before each tape, each participant must relate her favorite Darcy moment. When it comes, we will stop the tape for everyone to sigh and drool.
  2. Slapping Miss Bingley: Whenever Miss B says or does something that makes us want to smack her, we clap our hands together and yell "SLAP!" We can also keep a running tally to see how much money has been raised for the Bennet girls dowries (see old BB thread "Slapping Miss Bingley")
  3. Use coconuts or other horsey sounds whenever there are horses galloping.
  4. Flutter lace hanky along with Mrs. Bennet
  5. Water pistols whenever it is raining or Darcy gets WET.
  6. Daggy Tally
  7. Anything in quotes is spoken together

  1. water pistols
  2. horsey sounds
  3. tape measure
  4. flashlight/lighter
  5. evergreens
  6. lace handkerchief

Tape One

Props needed:

  1. "For a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife"
  2. Darcy's first entrance: sigh "Ah.....Darcy....."
  3. "No lace! No lace Mrs. Bennet, I beg you!"
  4. "I should as soon call her mother a wit"
  5. Join in on Lizzy's Darcy imitation: "She is tolerable..." etc.
  6. "I long for a ball!"
  7. "I am all astonishment!"
  8. "Ah-mmmmmmmmmmmm"
  9. "On foot?!"
  10. Hiss "Cheapside!"
  11. Break out tape measures during talk of dear Georgiana's height.
  12. Snigger with the Superior Sisters after Mrs. Bennet brags of dining with four and twenty families.
  13. Blow bubbles when Darcy is in baaaaath.
  14. Make doggy noises when Lizzy is playing with Bingley's dog: "Here boy. Fetch. Roll over." etc.
  15. Mass groan when the valet holds up the robe after the baaaath.
  16. "Shocking! Abominable reply!"
Tape Two

Props needed:

  1. Do Lydia snort.
  2. "Have a care Dawkins."
  3. Make drooly noises as Mary when she looks lustfully at Mr. Collins.
  4. Buzzers, beeps, whistles, "We have a winner!" etc. when Mr. Collins fixes his eyes upon Lizzy as his choice.
  5. When Wickham is introduced by Denny "Boo! Hiss!"
  6. When Darcy sees Wickham sing menacing "Da, da dum dum, DA!"
  7. "Oh! Mr. Collins!"
  8. Yell "Liar, liar, pants on fire!" after Wickham says that the son refused to honor the wishes of the father.
  9. Raise hand and say "Pick me! Pick me!" speaking as Mary when Mr. Collins is soliciting hands for dancing.
  10. "Her Ladyship is fond of a good blaze, then." and turn on flashlight or cigarette lighter.
  11. "Other Way, Mr. Collins!"
  12. "I would by no means suspend any pleasure of yours."
  13. Half sing-along-with-Mary "Slumber, dear maid," half howl with dogs.
  14. "Oh, Mr. Bennet!"
  15. Try to warn Charlotte as she enters Longbourn, "Don't do it Charlotte!, You'll be sorry!" etc.

Tape Three

Props needed:

  1. "The stupidest man in England!"
  2. "Let us flatter ourselves that I will outlive you."
  3. "Oh Sister!"
  4. Heave a heavy sigh after Jane says that Mr. Bingley no longer cares for her.
  5. "Shelves in the closet? Happy thought indeed."
  6. Bee buzzing noises when the Collins beehive is seen.
  7. Mimic the Collins hand to mouth thing-- what did we call that?
  8. "What--all five out at once?"
  9. "Make haste, make haste!"
  10. "And, if I had ever learnt, I would have been a true proficient!"
  11. "We niether of us perform to strangers."
  12. "What is 50 miles of good road?" accompanied by horsey sounds.
  13. Lustful group sigh after " ardently...I love you."

Tape Four

Props needed:

  1. Group gasp of horror at Wickham in Cambridge.
  2. "Ouch!" When Darcy snuffs out candle.
  3. "Insufferable!"
  4. Immitate Collins hushing thing (what did we call that?)
  5. "I am excessively attentive to all those things."
  6. "I am quite put out!"
  7. Group "Eeeewwwww!!" when Collins gives his little tee-hee wave to Charlotte.
  8. Make arguing sister noises for Lydia and Kitty in carriage.
  9. Sigh, "A whole campful of soldiers!"
  10. "A little sea-bathing would set me up forever."
  11. "Oh! I want to go to Brighton!!"
  12. "Take every opportunity of enjoying yourself." don't worry, she will.
  13. "I shall conquer this. I shall!"
  14. Hum the stripper song as Darcy undresses at the pond.
  15. Water Pistols Galore!
  16. Say "Where is she?" when Darcy looks for Lizzy.
  17. "Can you not?"
  18. Huge group sigh as Lizzy looks back at Darcy from the carriage.

Tape 5

Props needed:

  1. Stop tape for MAJOR sigh/drool moment during The Look.
  2. Make cat noises (meow, hiss, etc.) during Caroline's speech after the dinner.
  3. "A good girl that."
  4. Sigh, "I shall never see him again."
  5. "What?!" Group Caroline slap.
  6. "For she does not know which are the best warehouses!"
  7. "You are most grievously to be pitied."
  8. "I am very, very sorry for you all."
  9. Gleefully, "Debauches, intrigues, seductions!"
  10. "Oh Sister!" several times
  11. Clutch bosom to avoid spillage as Lizzy runs to her father
  12. "Read on!" several times
  13. "You think that Jane, if it gives you comfort."

Tape Six

Props needed:

  1. "I do not see that! Why should I see that? Why should that be?"
  2. "Let me enlighten you at once."
  3. After Lizzy says, we are brother and sister after all, say "Just as long as you know, that I know!"
  4. Catcalls (jerk. moron. get out of here, etc) after Wickham says "Au revoir."
  5. "Then go to it."
  6. "Hill! Hill! Where is Hill?" several times
  7. "He has 5,000 a year!"
  8. "Is this to be endured? It shall not be!"
  9. "Are the shades of Pemberley to be thus polluted?"
  10. "I am most seriously displeased!"
  11. Insincere, nervous laughter "ha ha ha" after Mr. Bennet says "Are you not diverted?"
  12. Huge group sigh after "Dearest, loveliest Elizabeth."
  13. Toss evergreens at Lizzy's cleavage
  14. "Aaaaaaahhhh....." at The Kiss.
  15. As carriage leaves, horsey sounds, bubbles, flashlights, whatever, let 'er rip!